Just a Bit of Fun

The other day I took a nine mile drive to visit my nearest outlet centre.  That was fine, except that it was a couple of 100 yards into Scotland.  If Scotland goes independent will that simple time of shopping be fraught with problems?

Will I need to pass through a border control, which is going to add time to the journey?  Maybe I could wade through the river to evade the control!!  Will I be able to spend sterling or will I need to get another currency just to buy a pair of shoes?

Oh goodness, maybe in future I’ll buy my shoes in Carlisle in England .

(For those of you who are not aware of Scotland’s desire to go independent, I expect you’ve had similar problems in your own country)

Carol, the English woman