I Know the Owner

This is the time of year for visiting stately homes. I’m the kind of person who is always intrigued by the rooms which are not open to the general public. I want to know what is behind those locked doors and to learn more about the owners. Of course, I can’t; they’re private.

When I once visited one of the mercy ships I was allowed to go into the private places because I was friendly with a member of the crew. I felt quite smug as I was able to see what others in my party were not able to see. And yes, it was fascinating.

I believe that when I get to heaven there won’t be any private areas or forbidden spaces. I will be welcome everywhere because I know the owner.